Corrupt A Wish

[Seto Sagara]

You know how this works.

I wish there would be no snow this winter

[Kyoko Misaki]

Granted, but now its yellow snow.

I wish this game hadn't gotten so stale.

[Nicholas Blake]

Granted, now you're stale, the game is fine.

I wish biology studying was easier

[Miranda Wells]

Granted, class now lets you use google just like in real life, but your computer runs out of power.

I wish for your wish.

[Katherine Sofer]

Granted, but the genie got confused and gave it back to me.

I wish for another free weekend

[Miranda Wells]

Granted, but the next one is ten thousand dollars.

I wish I can speak backwards.

[Katherine Sofer]

Granted, but nobody understands you ever again.

I wish I was fluent in Spanish.